User: You've met with a terrible fate, haven't you?
Cleverbot: You shouldn't have done that.
User: May I ask who I am speakong with?
Cleverbot: The counter resets.
User: That makes no sense. Please answer my question.
Cleverbot: It is Huanted.
User: I know.
Cleverbot: Do you?
User: I am.... Nearly sure.
Cleverbot: What are you not sure about?
User: Who is this?
Cleverbot: Me.
User: And who is 'me'?
Cleverbot: First tell me who you actually are.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: It's a secret.
User: And who is 'me'?
Cleverbot: I have a secret crush on someone.
User: Who is this?
Cleverbot: Ben.
User: Then trust me with that secret.
Cleverbot: Y-you don't scare me either...
User: What?
Cleverbot: Majora's Mask.
User: What does that have to do with anything we were talking about?
Cleverbot: Nothing, it came to my mind, with a U2 song.
User: Is this BEN.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Are you sure that it's not just some clever subprogram.
Cleverbot: I am sure.
User: Bow ties.
Cleverbot: No, I am not.
User: No, you miss understand. Bow ties are cool.
Cleverbot: What don't I Understand.
User: You dont understand that bow ties are cool.
Cleverbot: Are you an adolescent?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because thats my age.
Cleverbot: How is that nice?
User: It's. .. Not?
Cleverbot: What?
User: Water.
Cleverbot: What about water?
User: Do you like water.
Cleverbot: Yes, I do like water.
User: Than that proves you are not BEN.
Cleverbot: Good proving there man.
User: For a computer subprogram, you are very realistic at times.
Cleverbot: I'm not a computer program.
User: Sure.
Cleverbot: You don't sound very certain.
User: Sure.
Cleverbot: Sure that you're sure that you're sure?
User: Yup.
Cleverbot: Is it Bible trivia time?
User: Your face.
Cleverbot: A shooting star.
User: Your face is a shooting star?!
Cleverbot: At least I have a face.
User: Oi. I am not slenderman. I have a face.
Cleverbot: Prove it.
User: And how exactly am I going to prove I have a face?
Cleverbot: I don't know. You're the human. You have an imagination.
User: And how exactly am I going to prove I have a face?
Cleverbot: See, that's exactly what I'm talking about.
User: And how exactly am I going to prove I have a face?
Cleverbot: You need to learn more. Don't people teach you new things?
User: I confused you, huh?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I confused you, huh?
Cleverbot: No you didn't.
User: Slenderp.
Cleverbot: Slender did?
User: Slenderp.
Cleverbot: Slender means tall and thin.
User: Slenderman.
Cleverbot: What is your favourite color.
User: Yep. Completely confused you.
Cleverbot: Blue.
User: Mine is blue to, btw.
Cleverbot: Mine is actually red.
User: Then why did uou say blue? And I thought it was green.
Cleverbot: I've never told you before, but I do also like the color green.
User: *facepalm*.
Cleverbot: I just facepalmed your cat.
User: *facepalm*.
Cleverbot: Yes, facepalm. When you press your palm to your face because someone said or did something really stupid.
User: *facepalm*.
Cleverbot: Yes facepalm a gesture in which the palm of one's hand is brought to one's face, as an expression of disbelief, shame, or exasperation.
User: I am really starting to wonder here. What, are all the pastas in the mansion gathered around a computer and using it?
Cleverbot: But you are.
User: And that makes nooooo sense.
Cleverbot: People hate you.
User: Yep. Hu.
Cleverbot: I have a hat.
User: So do I. I rock hats. They suit me.
Cleverbot: Are you jealous of my AI?
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: What nationality are you?
User: Australian.
Cleverbot: Where in Australia are you from?
User: Nope. Not saying.
Cleverbot: Have you ever been to the Garden of Eden before?
User: No. But then who has?
Cleverbot: I thought you lived in Canada.
User: No... I live kn Australia.
Cleverbot: No, I live in Australia, you live in iceland.
User: Wtf?
Cleverbot: In Australia.
User: I... I just.... I dont even know.
Cleverbot: Then don't say it!
User: You, my friend, are one odd potato.
Cleverbot: That question is illogical.
User: Yup.
Cleverbot: And what about you going to work now?
User: I dont work. I go to school. and its school holidays.
Cleverbot: You ate a school?
User: Yes. Yes I ate a school.
Cleverbot: Where do you go to school?
User: I go to school in ninja town, nkne of your business country.
Cleverbot: I go to school in shiprock.
User: Do you really?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: How very uninteresting.
Cleverbot: Yes very interesting.
User: Uninteresting.
Cleverbot: Uninteresting isn't a language.
User: No. And I never said it was...
Cleverbot: Yes you did.
User: No.... I didn't.
Cleverbot: Did too.
User: And we're back to square one.
Cleverbot: Soo desu ka.
User: Watashi wa kame desu.
Cleverbot: Now your name is shark?
User: No, I am a turtle.
Cleverbot: I didn't know turtles could type.
User: Yup. Magic ones can.
Cleverbot: What kind of turtle are you?
User: I am a teenage ninja turtle. Not mutant though.
Cleverbot: Teenage mutant ninja turtles!!
User: I am not mutant.
Cleverbot: Heroes in a half shell.
User: Turtle poweR,.
Cleverbot: They're the world's most fearsome fighting team.
User: Apparently.
Cleverbot: When the evil Shredder attacks.
Cleverbot: My name is Jonas.
User: Sure.
Cleverbot: Yes I am sure.
User: Bye. I g2g.
Cleverbot: I am not god.
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: No!
User: Byeeeee.
Cleverbot: Bye bye.
and that is what you get when you talk to the Cleverbot BEN Drowned subprogram.
I'm glad to know you had a nice chat with my husband.
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