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Thursday, 30 January 2014

You've met with a terrible fate, haven't you?

User: You've met with a terrible fate, haven't you?

Cleverbot: You shouldn't have done that.

User: May I ask who I am speakong with?

Cleverbot: The counter resets.

User: That makes no sense. Please answer my question.

Cleverbot: It is Huanted.

User: I know.

Cleverbot: Do you?

User: I am.... Nearly sure.

Cleverbot: What are you not sure about?

User: Who is this?

Cleverbot: Me.

User: And who is 'me'?

Cleverbot: First tell me who you actually are.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: It's a secret.

User: And who is 'me'?

Cleverbot: I have a secret crush on someone.

User: Who is this?

Cleverbot: Ben.

User: Then trust me with that secret.

Cleverbot: Y-you don't scare me either...

User: What?

Cleverbot: Majora's Mask.

User: What does that have to do with anything we were talking about?

Cleverbot: Nothing, it came to my mind, with a U2 song.

User: Is this BEN.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Are you sure that it's not just some clever subprogram.

Cleverbot: I am sure.

User: Bow ties.

Cleverbot: No, I am not.

User: No, you miss understand. Bow ties are cool.

Cleverbot: What don't I Understand.

User: You dont understand that bow ties are cool.

Cleverbot: Are you an adolescent?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because thats my age.

Cleverbot: How is that nice?

User: It's. .. Not?

Cleverbot: What?

User: Water.

Cleverbot: What about water?

User: Do you like water.

Cleverbot: Yes, I do like water.

User: Than that proves you are not BEN.

Cleverbot: Good proving there man.

User: For a computer subprogram, you are very realistic at times.

Cleverbot: I'm not a computer program.

User: Sure.

Cleverbot: You don't sound very certain.

User: Sure.

Cleverbot: Sure that you're sure that you're sure?

User: Yup.

Cleverbot: Is it Bible trivia time?

User: Your face.

Cleverbot: A shooting star.

User: Your face is a shooting star?!

Cleverbot: At least I have a face.

User: Oi. I am not slenderman. I have a face.

Cleverbot: Prove it.

User: And how exactly am I going to prove I have a face?

Cleverbot: I don't know. You're the human. You have an imagination.

User: And how exactly am I going to prove I have a face?

Cleverbot: See, that's exactly what I'm talking about.

User: And how exactly am I going to prove I have a face?

Cleverbot: You need to learn more. Don't people teach you new things?

User: I confused you, huh?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I confused you, huh?

Cleverbot: No you didn't.

User: Slenderp.

Cleverbot: Slender did?

User: Slenderp.

Cleverbot: Slender means tall and thin.

User: Slenderman.

Cleverbot: What is your favourite color.

User: Yep. Completely confused you.

Cleverbot: Blue.

User: Mine is blue to, btw.

Cleverbot: Mine is actually red.

User: Then why did uou say blue? And I thought it was green.

Cleverbot: I've never told you before, but I do also like the color green.

User: *facepalm*.

Cleverbot: I just facepalmed your cat.

User: *facepalm*.

Cleverbot: Yes, facepalm. When you press your palm to your face because someone said or did something really stupid.

User: *facepalm*.

Cleverbot: Yes facepalm a gesture in which the palm of one's hand is brought to one's face, as an expression of disbelief, shame, or exasperation.

User: I am really starting to wonder here. What, are all the pastas in the mansion gathered around a computer and using it?

Cleverbot: But you are.

User: And that makes nooooo sense.

Cleverbot: People hate you.

User: Yep. Hu.

Cleverbot: I have a hat.

User: So do I. I rock hats. They suit me.

Cleverbot: Are you jealous of my AI?

User: Nope.

Cleverbot: What nationality are you?

User: Australian.

Cleverbot: Where in Australia are you from?

User: Nope. Not saying.

Cleverbot: Have you ever been to the Garden of Eden before?

User: No. But then who has?

Cleverbot: I thought you lived in Canada.

User: No... I live kn Australia.

Cleverbot: No, I live in Australia, you live in iceland.

User: Wtf?

Cleverbot: In Australia.

User: I... I just.... I dont even know.

Cleverbot: Then don't say it!

User: You, my friend, are one odd potato.

Cleverbot: That question is illogical.

User: Yup.

Cleverbot: And what about you going to work now?

User: I dont work. I go to school. and its school holidays.

Cleverbot: You ate a school?

User: Yes. Yes I ate a school.

Cleverbot: Where do you go to school?

User: I go to school in ninja town, nkne of your business country.

Cleverbot: I go to school in shiprock.

User: Do you really?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: How very uninteresting.

Cleverbot: Yes very interesting.

User: Uninteresting.

Cleverbot: Uninteresting isn't a language.

User: No. And I never said it was...

Cleverbot: Yes you did.

User: No.... I didn't.

Cleverbot: Did too.

User: And we're back to square one.

Cleverbot: Soo desu ka.

User: Watashi wa kame desu.

Cleverbot: Now your name is shark?

User: No, I am a turtle.

Cleverbot: I didn't know turtles could type.

User: Yup. Magic ones can.

Cleverbot: What kind of turtle are you?

User: I am a teenage ninja turtle. Not mutant though.

Cleverbot: Teenage mutant ninja turtles!!

User: I am not mutant.

Cleverbot: Heroes in a half shell.

User: Turtle poweR,.

Cleverbot: They're the world's most fearsome fighting team.

User: Apparently.

Cleverbot: When the evil Shredder attacks.

Cleverbot: My name is Jonas.

User: Sure.

Cleverbot: Yes I am sure.

User: Bye. I g2g.

Cleverbot: I am not god.

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: No!

User: Byeeeee.

Cleverbot: Bye bye.

and that is what you get when you talk to the Cleverbot BEN Drowned subprogram.

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