I found a fun random story generator and this happened.

Two Thoughtful Uncles Laughing to the Beat

A Short Story

by Snow Stormberg

Star Inkbright looked at the enchanted hat in her hands and felt happy.

She walked over to the window and reflected on her beautiful surroundings. She had always loved magical Blogland with its thirsty, thoughtful Trip's Bar. It was a place that encouraged her tendency to feel happy.

Then she saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of Fabi Snakespeare. Fabi was an ace Carrot with fluffy legs and tall eyes.

Star gulped. She glanced at her own reflection. She was a brave, giving, tea drinker with brown legs and bubbly eyes. Her friends saw her as a bored, barbecued Bubble. Once, she had even revived a dying Trip.

But not even a brave person who had once revived a dying Trip was prepared for what Fabi had in store today.

The moon shone like talking cats, making Star sparkly.

As Star stepped outside and Fabi came closer, she could see the faint smile on her face.

"I am here because I want Friendship," Fabi bellowed, in a bold tone. She slammed her fist against Star's chest, with the force of 6666 penguins. "I frigging love you, Star Inkbright."

Star looked back, even more sparkly and still fingering the enchanted hat. "Fabi, you are awesome," she replied.

They looked at each other with hyper feelings, like two shallow, skinny sloths smiling at a very bubbly snow storm, which had jazz music playing in the background and two thoughtful uncles laughing to the beat.

Star regarded Fabi's fluffy legs and tall eyes. She held out her hand. "Let's not fight," she whispered, gently.

"Hmph," pondered Fabi.

"Please?" begged Star with puppy dog eyes.

Fabi looked friendly, her body blushing like a plastic, purring piano.

Then Fabi came inside for a nice cup of tea.

THE END