So... i also found a blurb generator.... ( Clarente Warning XD)

Someone like Silente
A Deep Romance
by Snow Stormberg

Annika Barnosky is a scruffy, bald and cute computer programmer from Europe. Her life is going nowhere until she meets Silente Tempest, a hairy, hot woman with a passion for bird watching.

Annika takes an instant disliking to Silente and the vile and wild ways she learnt during her years in Ohio.

However, when a tiger tries to tickle Annika, Silente springs to the rescue. Annika begins to notices that Silente is actually rather admirable at heart.

But, the pressures of Silente's job as a hairdresser leave her blind to Annika's affections and Annika takes up hiking to try an distract herself.

Finally, when tactless detective, Elleni Jazz, threatens to come between them, Silente has to act fast. But will they ever find the deep love that they deserve?

Here, have another Story

Two Snotty Uncles Smiling to the Beat
A Short Story
by Snow Stormberg

Annika Barnosky looked at the tiny piano in her hands and felt anxious.

She walked over to the window and reflected on her industrial surroundings. She had always loved hilly Sleepford with its roasted, rabblesnatching rivers. It was a place that encouraged her tendency to feel anxious.

Then she saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of Silente Tempest. Silente was a friendly coward with spiky arms and pretty fingernails.

Annika gulped. She glanced at her own reflection. She was a daring, kind, wine drinker with wide arms and skinny fingernails. Her friends saw her as a flipping, faffdorking friend. Once, she had even revived a dying, old man.

But not even a daring person who had once revived a dying, old man, was prepared for what Silente had in store today.

The clouds danced like bopping guppies, making Annika sneezy.

As Annika stepped outside and Silente came closer, she could see the faint smile on her face.

Silente gazed with the affection of 7514 remarkable precious puppies. She said, in hushed tones, "I love you and I want love."

Annika looked back, even more sneezy and still fingering the tiny piano. "Silente, eat my shorts," she replied.

They looked at each other with calm feelings, like two crazy, curried cats hopping at a very stupid disco, which had reggae music playing in the background and two snotty uncles smiling to the beat.

Annika regarded Silente's spiky arms and pretty fingernails. "I feel the same way!" revealed Annika with a delighted grin.

Silente looked angry, her emotions blushing like a big, brainy book.

Then Silente came inside for a nice glass of wine.

THE END

(I haven't read this yet, it is a direct copy-paste)

I found a fun random story generator and this happened.

Two Thoughtful Uncles Laughing to the Beat

A Short Story

by Snow Stormberg

Star Inkbright looked at the enchanted hat in her hands and felt happy.

She walked over to the window and reflected on her beautiful surroundings. She had always loved magical Blogland with its thirsty, thoughtful Trip's Bar. It was a place that encouraged her tendency to feel happy.

Then she saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of Fabi Snakespeare. Fabi was an ace Carrot with fluffy legs and tall eyes.

Star gulped. She glanced at her own reflection. She was a brave, giving, tea drinker with brown legs and bubbly eyes. Her friends saw her as a bored, barbecued Bubble. Once, she had even revived a dying Trip.

But not even a brave person who had once revived a dying Trip was prepared for what Fabi had in store today.

The moon shone like talking cats, making Star sparkly.

As Star stepped outside and Fabi came closer, she could see the faint smile on her face.

"I am here because I want Friendship," Fabi bellowed, in a bold tone. She slammed her fist against Star's chest, with the force of 6666 penguins. "I frigging love you, Star Inkbright."

Star looked back, even more sparkly and still fingering the enchanted hat. "Fabi, you are awesome," she replied.

They looked at each other with hyper feelings, like two shallow, skinny sloths smiling at a very bubbly snow storm, which had jazz music playing in the background and two thoughtful uncles laughing to the beat.

Star regarded Fabi's fluffy legs and tall eyes. She held out her hand. "Let's not fight," she whispered, gently.

"Hmph," pondered Fabi.

"Please?" begged Star with puppy dog eyes.

Fabi looked friendly, her body blushing like a plastic, purring piano.

Then Fabi came inside for a nice cup of tea.

THE END

The result of a bored me, El and anonymous minion (we will work out who you were)

Just some background Info : El and i were bored and decided to do an SP quotev takeover (basically RPing) and we started as El being Ravel and Me being Skul. then we got bored, so El turned her other account into a Val (which quickly changed to Darqesse) and i changed my other account Ghastly. And then Tanith appeared. And i thought it was El, and El thought it was me and we quickly realised it was we had no clue who it was. So, thanks, anonymous minion.

Star Inkbright, Happy Birthday (for Monday, because otherwise I'll forget)

So, this morning I woke up to a calendar notification on my phone. It was telling me to make Star a birthday card. I remembered back in February I asked when her birthday was and that's when i put the notification on my phone. Now, I don't care if this is early or late or promptly on time, but Star, HAPPY BIRTHDAY. (you may have seen one of the pictures before)

Boredom

I have been bored a lot lately.

I honestly would love to talk to people but I have no clue what to say.

I want to talk to someone so much that I've gotten to the point where I'll cheer when I get an email. Which is hardly ever.

...

My emails always open...

(Translation: please send me emails and make me feel loved)

( lonleysnow@gmail.com )