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Wednesday, 28 August 2013

It's Been A While...

So it's been a while since I last posted. I figured it was time.

An what have I done since I last posted? A lot.

Most recently, I went to Melbourne. I went with school and I only got back yesterday (though i left monday afternoon :P).

Anyway, we went to the Melbourne Writers Festival. It was fun. We heard people talk about... stuff.
Anyway, these people included Andy Giffiths and Sean Tann. Fun, I know. :D

um.... other then that, I dont think i have done any interesting things.... *shrugs*

and now, some amazing jokes:

1. how do you get a baby in a shoe box? with a blender.

2. how do you get a baby out of a shoe box? with a straw.

3. whats red and white and sits in the corner getting smaller and smaller? a baby with an apple peeler.

4. whats red green and white and sits in the corner? the same baby three weeks later.

5. how many babys can you fit in a taxi? 100. 1 in the front, 2 in the back and the rest in the shoe box.

6. whats the difference between a truck load of babys and a truck load of water melons? you can unload water melons with a pitch fork

BYE!! *huggles all*

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